THUNDER CATS HOOOO!

Aaaaaah yeah!

WHAT!? Alou admits he couldn’t have caught ball.  Somewhere Bartman smiles, then realizes his life still sucks.

The Hypocrisy of Hillary Clinton.  You have to find Hillary at least comical at this point.  She’s now comparing herself to Rocky Balboa, of course, all the while missing the irony, of the fact, that Rocky lost two matches both to black men; Clubber Lane and Apollo Creed.  Both badasses by the way.  I wonder if Obama’s game is better in the ring then on the lanes?

I know this is going to catch many of you by surprise.  Bill Simmons writes another Boston centric article on espn.   Maybe it’s me but I don’t think he understands that 90% of the country (giving him the benefit of the doubt that two really good teams carry 10% of the countries sports attention) could careless about Boston sports and most actually dislike Boston sports altogether.  I mean “The Sports Guy” should make an effort to poke his head out of his cube and maybe look around the country at other sports happenings.  Just a thought. 

I love how people are upset with what McCain said regarding a bailout for home owners which apparently was something to the extent of, “drop dead.”  If this is true I love it.  Classic McCain.  This is the kind of President the country needs rather then the ”sure let’s spend more tax payer money on other peoples mistakes.” Understand that it is not the federal government’s responsibility to bail you out of your own mistakes.  Comi’s. 

Poker cheats, Mircochips that run on body heat, must be MIT.

Somewhere in California

This has to be an April Fools joke.  Flying Penguins.

3rd graders plan to attack Teacher.  First of all I am unsure how to take this article.  In a way you got to give credit to the students for engineering a plan.  I mean these are 3rd graders.  What kind of harm are they going to inflict with plastic hand cuffs?  “They had a broken steak knife, a crystal paper weight, toy handcuffs, several items and tape and stuff.”  What the hell is stuff?  Georgia’s finest no doubt doing a bang up job here.   All that aside there’s no mention of what the teacher did to deserve this.  He must have said or done something.  These kids are probably major screw ups but they’re also 3rd graders who can’t clearly understand the consequences of their actions.  The problem here probably lies with the, no doubt, absentee parents.  Or it could be the fact that the school is for “special” students.

Jim Cramer’s Official Sound Board for Mad Money. 

How to raise a generation of pussys.

Gas is at historical highs, what does Congress do? Hold a hearing.  Problem solved.  Nancy go bitch about China some more.  Try solving a real problem.

A little note to the ladies; nagging actually doesn’t work.

Finally a decent Oldsmobile.  I’ve always like the name even though it conjures up negative connotations in most consumers minds.  The name itself if re-branded could do well.