NO SOUP FOR YOU.  This classic Seinfeld clip makes me want to start my own business just so I can throw people out.

Kind of goes along with the no soup for you!

Captain Obvious strikes again

Chipping away at her credibility.  Clinton fired for unethical behavior and being a liar. 

He’s making a list, checking it twice, 10 bucks says he picks Gov Crist, da da da da da da da da.

Crappy quality but funny clip from Tuesday nights Giants Dodgers Game.  Umpires need to chill, they’re not the entertainment.

McCain has a sense of humor?  Funny, given we’re talking about a Presidential Candidate here, dialogue with Letterman.

The original ACME product catalog.  No thanks needed just doing my job.

Not surprised this day has come.  I’ll say it again the Clinton’s will do ANYTHING to win.  They’re prepared to say much, much worse.  Just look at how off his rocker Bill is.  PREDICTION: Al ManBearPig Gore will decide this race.  It’s tough to call I could see Al going either way on who he runs with.  The Clintons because he’s scared of Hillary, so am I, it’s ok, together we’re men, together we’re strong. Or Obama because he’s hot and ManBearPig is still butt hurt about the lack of support he got while running against Dubya.

Hey! Fatty! It’s cool, it’s cool keep eating at least you won’t have to visit the dentist as often.

Gotta love the title of this article.  “There Is No Gas Shortage.” I feel like I am a stormtropper and Obi-one-Kanobe just told me those are not the droids I am looking for.

Family takes a picture once a year for 30 plus years.  Cool idea.  Where’s the pets?

“National Crisis?“ I guess.  That kind of statement really irks me though.  I guess I just have problems with liberal logic that’s like saying we have a national crisis at Ivy League schools.  Too many students are applying and there’s not enough room for all of them!  If a person finds him or herself in Jail/Prison (or school) then they did something to deserve putting them there.  We as a society grant our government the right to protect us from what we deem, as a collective community, to be a threat.  They protect us through enforcement of laws that our representatives have put in place at the direction of the greater good.  Therefore if there’s too many people in jail then do one of two things either change the laws or build more prisons.  The only crisis here is where and at what cost are we going to build more?  Sure there are some people in jail for stupid drug related reasons and I am sure there are wrongfully imprisoned people as well, however, they’re there (in jail) we’re here and they need more little houses so I say let’s build them.  It creates more jobs and gets criminals off the streets.  Really when you look at it the Prison System is just a massive public works project.

PANIC sweeps through Southern California.

For all you single peeps out there here’s a map of where to move or not move to.  Funny how the West Coast is full of single males and the East Coast is full of single females?  This is like a Junior High Dance.  Alright, Idea!  All the single guys from the west coast and all the single ladies from the east coast meet in the middle, let’s say the Budweiser Brewery in St. Louis on Memorial Day.  Let’s kick the Summer off right! Spread the word.