“Flat Earthers” They’re Out There Walking Among Us

Sadly enough there’s a group of people who today, not 50 years ago, but today believe the earth is flat and that this image below is a fake – part of a worldwide conspiracy by space agencies, governments and scientists.

Earthrise

The President of the “flat earthers,” pictured below, was available for a phone interview.  He eloquently stated, “I came to realise how much we take at face value,” he says. “We humans seem to be pleased with just accepting what we are told, no matter how much it goes against our senses.”

This flat earth thing is sadly no joke.  I would like to introduce you to the Flat Earth Society, “Deprogramming the masses since 1547.”

If this is scratching you where you itch then you NEED to check out Mr. Robert Schadewald’s writings or rather musings on the subject.  “The idea of a spinning globe is only a conspiracy of error that Moses, Columbus and FDR all fought.”

I just have one question ok two.  If the world is, in fact, flat how does our ocean water not drain out into space? Why has nobody ever seen the edge?

 

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