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August 6, 2008
RIP Crocs
I’ve never been a fan of Crocs. I’m sure they are comfortable but that’s never been an excuse for me to wear something that kindergarten teachers wear. Let’s put it this way: Clam diggers might be more comfortable then pants but I’ll never know.
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The hate for Crocs is growing to the extent that this webstore is having trouble keeping up with orders.
This would probably be the only button I would ever wear. HA. Just kidding. I would never wear a button.
The Croc hate is rapidly spreading across cyberspace with blog postings about hating crocs everywhere.
You know the fad is over when a father and son make a game at the expense of people wearing crocs. “I like to play a game with my son, Joseph. We sit on a bench in touristy Old Town, Alexandria, Va., and we’re not allowed to get up until we see a dozen pairs of Crocs. It usually doesn’t take long. But the other day we were stuck at eight after a few minutes, and I was getting a little concerned. Just then my boy leaned over and said, “Don’t worry, Dad. A family of dorks will come along any minute.” To paraphrase Hank Hill, if he wasn’t my son, I would have hugged him right then, I was so proud.”
It’s over for the Croc, RIP. I propose a new law that outlaws wearing Crocs as they are extremely offensive to my delicate sensibilities. Offenders will be banished to Wisconsin and forced to wear Crocs in the winter.
3 comments
These shoes without heels are really good for my posture. Theoretically, I’m not sure how that works, but my whole body is more comfortable wearing crocs…I don’t care who or who doesn’t like how they look, they’re much better for your bones…
Not to burst your bubble, but I go to school in Wisconsin (I live in Illinois) (I do hate crocs with a passion though), but people DO where crocs in the winter…just thought I’d say something.
Melissa’s right. Here in Wisconsin people do wear Crocs in the winter. Then again, you can also see people in shorts in the winter. I love how we’re a destination for the banished. Try coming to Madison in the summer. It’s really nice, I swear.