Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Ready for Tonight’s “Main Event!?”

Not all Presidential debates have to be boring affairs where two out-of-touch elites ramble on about what they think we want to hear.  So in order to stave off severe boredom during tonights debate or to better enhance your Friday night I propose the following drinking game.

• Everytime Obama invokes the word “Change” or “Hope” take one shot of Tequila. 
• Everytime McCain says “My Friends” take one shot of Tequila.

Why Tequila? Pay homage to our brown brothers that have exploded like a pinata across our southern states.  Ha, only kidding, kind of.  The tequila is to serve as a reminder that neither candidate will touch the illegal immigration issue. This way you’ll be throwing up from the tequila not from the realization that neither one of these candidates is qualifies to be President.

Doesn’t this just look yummy?