Tuesdays Insanity

Slow Motion drunken slap and treadmill fall

No “bail out” package news delivers worst day ever on Wall Street.  This hurt but it’s also somewhat reassuring that our Representatives are listening to their people.  We were obviously not happy with bailing out criminals and poor business practices. “Most Americans don’t believe the government has responsibility for bailing out financial firms with taxpayer money, a core part of the rescue plan Congress is considering to halt the near-meltdown of the nation’s financial markets, a Times/Bloomberg poll has found.”

I think most Americans are okay with a bail out package but it needs to make sense and they need to make the case that we WILL get our money back one way or another. On the plus side Oil dropped $10!

W Trailer

With the premier, on Sunday evening, of the Simpsons for the 20th year in a row here’s a list of the top 20 episodes of all time.

Some more classic Simpson moments for your viewing pleasure. 

Are you an illegal immigrant? Chances are if you read ML you’re not but on the off chance you are and you’re looking to assimilate into American society I can help.  Start by taking the mexican flag off your bondo colored car, it might also help to stop parking it on the front lawn.  I would even go so far as to recommend speaking english but if that doesn’t work then here are 50 other authentic American experiences to facilitate in your assimilation.

In related news 1,100 plus illegals are rounded up in California over the weekend.

16% less people watched Friday nights Presidential debate than in 2004.  Ah maybe because it was on Friday night.

Police officer t-shirt from DNC convention in December.

Al “Just Win Baby” Davis begins the process of replacing Lane Kiffin.

Truth Squads.  HAHAHA.  What a joke.  This is akin to telling the yard duty someone is spreading rumors about you.