Police Officer & Girlfriend Indicted On Charges of Sexual Assault with Minors and Cows

What the hell is wrong with people? I mean a cow? A horse I get, they’re beautiful, majestic animals but a cow? I would hate to be this guys dog. What will it be next? People taping bacon to cats?

Robert Melia Jr., 38, and Heather Lewis (no relation), 33, were indicted together on 45 counts that included aggravated sexual assault, endangering the welfare of a child and invasion of privacy, for allegedly molesting the girls between June 2000 and January 2008. Melia was also indicted on four counts of cruelty to animals for performing sex acts on cows in Southampton in 2006. He faces additional charges of official misconduct.

The perp

“Melia, who was a patrolman, is free on $410,000 bail. Lewis, of Pemberton, is being held on $300,000 bail. She was also charged separately with sexually assaulting a juvenile male.”  

The Cow