Menage a trois in the parking lot

So it’s been awhile and yes, now, I am back and what better way to make a comeback then with a Menage a trois story involving a man and a few other inanimate playmates.

The Florida man, 51, was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted Bartusek getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car outside a Publix in Cape Coral.

The police arrived at the man’s house and to find a little boy wondering around the front yard with one of the old man’s toys.