The Colonel’s Secret Recipe is Safe!

Everyone can now relax the blend of secret herbs and spices is safe and sound. “Col. Sander’s handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret. Nothing went afoul when the recipe was returned from an undisclosed location to KCF’s headquarters late Monday in a lockbox handcuffed to the wrist of a security consultant.” What is this the nuclear football?

“The recipe lays out a mix of 11 herbs and spices that coat the chain’s Original Recipe chicken, including exact amounts for each ingredient. It is written in pencil and signed by Harland Sanders.”  All I can say is thank god it’s safe.  Imagine the kind of chaos that would ensue if the Terrorists had gotten there hands on this legendary recipe.