posted on April 4th, 2009 by Madness Letters in Uncategorized
“Walgreen’s stores are pulling a supposed likeness of President Barack Obama off their shelves. The ‘Chia Obama’ will no longer be sold there Walgreen’s spokesman Michael Polzin explained to FOX 13 that local store managers have the ability to purchase and market products — like the Chia Obama — on their own. But now, the corporate office has asked stores to pull the product from their stores because, he said, it is not appropriate for the company’s corporate image.”

I don’t get why they’re pulling Chia Obama from Walgreens? This is offensive? Whatever happened to our sense of humor? Screw Walgreens, you can still purchase the Chia Obama, oddly enough, on the ChiaObama.com website. I got two as they come in two distinct flavors: The Determined Chia Obama & The Happy Chia Obama. I’m growing that fro out and there’s nothing Walgreens can do about it. After I grow the fro out, I’m shaving his head to include a mohawk. Oh, the horror. The abject racism.
Slap some Soul Glo on that af-ro!