Billy Bob Thorton Channels Joaquin Phoenix

Reminisent of Joaquin Phoenix’s recent and odd interview with David Letterman. Billy Bob picked up right where Joaquin left off – heavy on the Crazy Pills.

In an interview, seen below, the host Jian Ghomeshi struggles getting Billy to respond to basic questions about his band, The Box Masters (cool name), and the interview suffers to the point of hilarity.

Congratulations You’re Accepted….Wait NM Our Bad

UCSD makes a classic gaffe indicative of the socially inept culture of its student body. USCD accidentally sent out acceptance letters to 29k plus applicants who had been rejected for admission.  Attending SDSU I had the distinctive privilege of being in the company of many UCSD Students who hated their school for its sad state of social affairs.  Only at UCSD could band geeks from your High School find their niche as cool kids amongst the throngs of lab nerds who roam the campus like diseased zombies.

Example A

“On Tuesday, the school’s communications office said an e-mail was sent Monday afternoon to all 46,377 students who applied for admission — including the 29,000 rejects — welcoming them to the campus.  A half-hour later, school officials said, they realized their mistake. Almost two hours after the first note went out, a second e-mail was sent, apologizing to 28,889 freshmen applicants for the mistake.” Trust me don’t feel bad they did you a favor.  Stay at your local JC, City, or State College and transfer to a real university and for god sakes enjoy your College years.

Attack of the Snuggies

Snuggie mania, for better or for much much worse, is here.  The Elmo of this years Holiday season is now being celebrated for the same reasons we all laughed when we first saw the commercials and then contemplated getting one for Mom.  Snuggie Pub Crawls have popped up in New York, Chicago, San Diego, Nashville and now here in San Francisco (I’m sure other cities have also had equally cool Snuggie Crawls).  “Blankets are OK, but they can slip and slide/ and when you need to reach for something, (like a beer) your hands are trapped inside.”

Here’s some pic’s from the NYC Snuggie Crawl.  If you crave more visit www.snuggiepubcrawls.com.

The San Francisco Snuggie pub crawl is the brainchild of Oakland resident Keith Charles F. (he preferred to not give his last name or his occupation – Too many jokes to insert here), 25, and Patricia Prislin, 24, of San Francisco. About a month ago, the pair, who met on Yelp, got to chatting about a similar pub crawl earlier this year in Chicago. (Snuggie pub crawls are a national phenomenon, with forthcoming events in Des Moines, Iowa; Scranton, Pa.; and Burlington, Vt., to name a few, according to Snuggiepubcrawls.com.)

No longer will the Snuggies be relegated to the live at home, Star Wars dorks still trying to bend a spoon with the force.

Mickey Mouse, The Jonas Brother & South Park

Just back from vacation…here’s a HIlarious South Park clip. Enjoy.

Dirty Harry Thinks Our PC Culture Is Ridiculous…and he hates Ketchup

“Acting legend Clint Eastwood , 79, apparently believes that political correctness has rendered modern society humourless, for he accuses younger generations of spending too much time trying to avoid being offensive. The Dirty Harry star insists that he should be able to tell harmless jokes about nationality without fearing that people may brand him “a racist”. “People have lost their sense of humour. In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth or you will be insulted as a racist,” the Daily Express quoted him as saying.”

“You know what does bother me?  You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? Is watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs.  Nobody, I mean, nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog.”

The Never Song

Chalk my infatuation up to the absolute hilarity of this show.

SF Chronicle Going Under?

The San Francisco Chronicle joined the lengthening list of imperiled newspapers Tuesday as its owner set out to purge the payroll and slash other expenses in a last-ditch effort to reverse years of heavy losses.  If it can’t reduce expenses dramatically within the next few weeks, the Hearst Corp. said it will close or sell the Chronicle, northern California’s largest newspaper with a paid weekday circulation of 339,430.

“Haha, your medium is dying.”

Whitest Kids U’ Know

If you haven’t seen this show yet I highly recommend.  You can see it free on IFC Free on Comcast.  Here’s a taste, The Dinosaur Rap.

Malaysian Landslide…Awesome Footage

This video dates back to 1993.  I’m sure if this was here in America, after the clean up, we’d have neat sub division after sub division littered with big box stores and Starbucks just begging for another mudslide.

Randy Moller’s Hilarious Goal Calls

White Noise passed on this gem.

It’s a compliation video of sound clips from Randy Moller’s NHL broadcasts for the Florida Panthers.

Here’s a taste: “Fires he scores! LA face with an Oakland Booty…..Right out in front, he shots, he scores! Make me a bicycle clown!”