This is an odd study that I hope to god was not funded by the tax payers. I would like to start off this post by pointing out who ever wrote this article has zero understanding of sports. How did I arrive at this conclusion? Take a look at the title of the article: “Cities with MLB baseball teams have a lower divorce rate!” So what this is really saying is, Cities with Major League Baseball Baseball teams have a lower divorce rate! I guess they didn’t understand that MLB stands for Major League Baseball. To note this is not a common mistake made by people who frequent baseball games (which according to this article do so to save their marriage). Who edits this crap?
Seriously? Have you ever seen the attendance at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays game? It’s one of, if not thee, worst in the MLB. To think that the few thousand couples, (which is a stretch), that show up at a handful of games a year are an accurate sampling of the relative happiness and divorce rate of millions living in the surrounding Tampa Bay area is pretty heavy on the crazy sauce. This is statistical malpractice.
One last point to make here: Professional sports aren’t saving marriages, their not bringing couples together, they are forms of entertainment and when people try to make these sporting events romantic interludes, that involve thousands of strangers, the consequences can be disasterous and hilarious.
I don’t get why they’re pulling Chia Obama from Walgreens? This is offensive? Whatever happened to our sense of humor? Screw Walgreens, you can still purchase the Chia Obama, oddly enough, on the ChiaObama.com website. I got two as they come in two distinct flavors: The Determined Chia Obama & The Happy Chia Obama. I’m growing that fro out and there’s nothing Walgreens can do about it. After I grow the fro out, I’m shaving his head to include a mohawk. Oh, the horror. The abject racism.
“The recipe lays out a mix of 11 herbs and spices that coat the chain’s Original Recipe chicken, including exact amounts for each ingredient. It is written in pencil and signed by Harland Sanders.” All I can say is thank god it’s safe. Imagine the kind of chaos that would ensue if the Terrorists had gotten there hands on this legendary recipe.
As I’ve worked to revamp Madness we’ve added a Dumb and Dumber column on the left side of the page to mix things up a bit. Eventually we will be adding a star like rating system to the mix and you’ll be able to judge who has the “dumber” take of the week.
I would like to introduce two counter revolutionaries who will be debating the truly important issues of our time: From movie critiques and sports commentaries to inane observations regarding our sad state of political affairs dumb and dumber should provide you the rudder you need as we set adrift on memory bliss.
So it’s been awhile and yes, now, I am back and what better way to make a comeback then with a Menage a trois story involving a man and a few other inanimate playmates.
Yeah, he’s running for President and he hasn’t done a press conference in a month. Doesn’t that strike you as odd. Why isn’t he doing a press conference a day or at least a week to address policy proposals?
Obama bitchs often about the superficiality of the media and how they don’t ask good questions. “The media isn’t focused on the important issues facing the nation, he complains. On Saturday in Nevada, Obama sat for an exclusive interview with Mario Lopez, the actor who played “A.C. Slater” on “Saved by the Bell,” to air on the TV show “EXTRA!” According to the promotional materials from “EXTRA!,” “Asked about the tragic news that (actress Jennifer) Hudson’s mother and brother were killed Friday in Chicago, Obama states, ‘Oh it was heartbreaking, in fact I’m still trying to get a phone number to call her at this tragic time. She is somebody who has campaigned for me, she also lives in my community. So, we’re really going to have to help her and pray for her and her family during this difficult time.’”
No, no Barack is right it’s very important to address AC Slaters questions and concerns.
