Obama’s sports 101 lesson

President elect I mean candidate Barack Obama supports both the Phillies and the Rays to win the World Series.  Huh?  I can understand not wanting to lose precious votes but come on have a little back bone.  Here’s the rub, someone who’s not going to vote for you due to which team you support to win the World Series isn’t likely to find their way to the voting booth.

We all remember John Kerry’s problems with sporting basics like catching a football.

The fringe Left & Right are nuts

Howard Stern exposes bias in Obama supporters, like we didn’t know it was there.

The far right is just a scary

Joe Biden’s “Potatoe” Moment

‘Wall Street’ sequel in the works

Michael Douglas to come back and star as Gordon Gekko in the sequel of ‘Wall Street’.  More Greed!

The modern-day story will again center on Gordon Gekko, who has recently been sprung from prison and re-emerges into a much more tumultuous financial world than the one he once lorded over. The Bud Fox character, played by Charlie Sheen in the original, will not appear in the latest incarnation.

Girl Changes Name to Dissection.com

“The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver’s license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools. The 19-year-old’s new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.”I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new,” she told The Asheville Citizen-Times. “Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about.”

Hey Jennifer… 

That a way to make a difference in this world change your name to a URL.  

She should have changed her name to Virginia Ham.  The resemblance is there.

Fitzy Does Philip Rivers

Fridays Insanity

May your weekend rock!

The ACORN Voter fraud scandal continues to unravel. One voter registers 72 times!

Toughest job, how to catch an anaconda.

That’s what she said.

The best article I’ve read yet on why the Raiders suck yet.  It could have been summed up in two words: Al Davis. The only thing better than this article are lasers and a ladder.

Dow drops 600 this morning then goes up.

Narcoleptic dog, poor guy, too funny though.

Thursdays Insanity

The Great Schlep.  If you’re not laughing what’s the point?

Bush to suspend coming elections? Well he has the power and would you really put it past him? 

Obama campaign knows how to Get-Out-The-Vote.

Voter fraud in Vegas.  There will be lots more of this to come.

“Rachel Bird and Gideon Codding sued after the state rejected their marriage license application because Codding had replaced “Party A” and “Party B” with “bride” and “groom.” On Monday, officials said new forms will allow for bride and groom, bride and bride, groom and groom – or nothing at all.“

How to stay warm

Obama Airplane smells and press are treated poorly.  This story is awesome.  Nothing better than hearing the press bitch and complain about doing their job.

Blackberry finally gets in on touchscreen tech.

US maintains competitive edge.  Sahweet so comforting when I’m the first guy in at 8:30am.

Who to trade for in your fantasy league.

Tuesdays Insanity

May I present Matt Lauer, the idiot

CNBC Confirms Lehman CEO gets knock out cold at the gym. It’s good to see at least the a little street (or in this case gym) justice.

Stay classy Houston

Have a question about the mafia ask ganglandnews.com

Waaaaaahaaaaaa! “Where was our bail out?”

Amazing aerial photographs from around the globe.

We should have listen to WuTang and diversified our bonds.

RedSox close out the Anaheim Angels.

The curse has spread to the whole city of Chicago.

Skydiving from 30,000.

Smart ass

Mondays Insanity

Indian Thriller

Smart computers?  Am I the only person watching SNL for Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impression?

Ball St. in College Footballs Top 25 for first time ever.

As the credit crunch spreads to Europe the Dollar reaches 13 week high

Mom, Dad stop taking drugs

“Sweden promised that they were neutral, that they’d never seek weapons of mass destruction. Then came… Swedish rap.”

Dodgers win round one as the curse of Bartman continues to plague the Cubs.  The White Sox and Angels force game 4. Phillies close out the Brewers, yes, the Phillies.

The 4th Annual Big Wheel race took place this weekend on Lombard Street in San Francisco.  I love this event it was supposed to be cancelled last year as the home owners on Lombard didn’t like people having fun. Luckily we did it anyway, the rain cleared up and made for perfect track conditions.  Nothing better than grown, drunk adults trying to steer kid sized tricycles down a wet, curvy hill.

New flexible computer screen you can fold into your pocket.  Invest in Sony.