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Thursdays Insanity

So I guess we need to accept the fact we’re bailing out major financial institutions, insurance agencies and all the idiots who purchased houses they could never afford and are now living in apartments in Fresno. Well I’m not going to swallow that jagged pill without a sick video.

Our two would be leaders are now actively trying to get involved in the “negotiation” of this post modern “New Deal.”  Ok, I guess I would do the same but what can they really do? Neither of them sit on the relevant committee e.g. the Financial Services Committee. Starting to think I might pencil in Ross Perot he was right about NAFTA besides this country needs a little crazy.

Was NAFTA a mistake? Yeah she was running for President.

 

Your fantasy team sucks, fix it.

Over 500,000 people in El Paso speak spanish at home.

Who’s the best RB in football? I miss Mike Alstott.

Samuel L Jackson does hockey

A patriotic Hillary supporter

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Wednesdays Insanity

Anybody catch that WNBA playoff last night? Anybody?

Speaking of good questions where do people like this live?

Visualizing airtraffic worldwide

Anybody else think it would be refreshing to see a bunch of WASP’s lead away in handcuffs?

Woman put on trial in Dubai for drinking juice in public….that bitch.

Obama takes a clear lead over McCain in polls. 

Surprise! Racism

The UK’s best greeting cards. Worth a look.

More dirty hippies vacate trees in Northern California.

One time at debate camp…..

Glaciers shaped Manhattan!

Both Obama and McCain (aides) took money from Freddie Mae.  How about a Palin/Biden ticket?  See now that would be change, two parties working together for OUR GOOD.  Unfortunately with that ticket you would have one candidate who talks too much and one who doesn’t say enough.

A little advice: If you’re walking down Mt. Whitney, it’s night and your cell phone rings don’t pick it up.

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Whose Fault Is The Bail Out? Not mine

Everyone seems to be asking whose fault it is that we now have to bail out all of these home owners who took on loans they couldn’t afford.  Is it the home owners fault (yeah I think so) or is it the mortage lenders that wrote the loan (yeah they’re terrible people) or the federal regulators that let it happen (they let everything happen) or our elected representatives that wrote the law (the buck should stop here)?

“Back in 2005 Alan Greenspan told Congress how urgent it was for it to act in the clearest possible terms: If Fannie and Freddie “continue to grow, continue to have the low capital that they have, continue to engage in the dynamic hedging of their portfolios, which they need to do for interest rate risk aversion, they potentially create ever-growing potential systemic risk down the road,” he said. “We are placing the total financial system of the future at a substantial risk.”

“What happened next was extraordinary. For the first time in history, a serious Fannie and Freddie reform bill was passed by the Senate Banking Committee. The bill gave a regulator power to crack down, and would have required the companies to eliminate their investments in risky assets.  If that bill had become law, then the world today would be different. In 2005, 2006 and 2007, a blizzard of terrible mortgage paper fluttered out of the Fannie and Freddie clouds, burying many of our oldest and most venerable institutions. Without their checkbooks keeping the market liquid and buying up excess supply, the market would likely have not existed.”

“But the bill didn’t become law, for a simple reason: Democrats opposed it on a party-line vote in the committee, signaling that this would be a partisan issue. Republicans, tied in knots by the tight Democratic opposition, couldn’t even get the Senate to vote on the matter.”

“That such a reckless political stand could have been taken by the Democrats was obscene even then. Wallison wrote at the time: “It is a classic case of socializing the risk while privatizing the profit. The Democrats and the few Republicans who oppose portfolio limitations could not possibly do so if their constituents understood what they were doing.”

Yaaa! So we could have prevented this by partisanship prevented a massive bailout that we will either pass onto our kids or take in significantly increased taxes which apparently Joe Biden is already behind.  Come on people it’s time to act Patriotic and pay more taxes.  Seriously?

Of course this kind of news is only going to drive Oil up.  Yesterday alone it set a record jumping $25 in a day! What are our two venerable Presidential candidates proposing to do about the bail out?  It’s being reported that both of them will “skip” the vote.  So your job is to work for the people or at least fain like you’re representing them.  You’re running for President under the biggest microscope you’ve ever seen and you decide, probably through the use of focus groups and consultants, it’s best not to vote.  How is this demonstrating leadership?

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The Insanity Is Back

What better way to kick Madness back off then with definitive proof that aliens exist. 

So much has changed in the past month I feel like it’s a different decade.  The Niners are in first place, the Dolphins beat the Patriots, there’s no longer people in the trees in Berkeley, there’s a new Savings and Loan scandal capped off with a bail out from you know who, there’s a woman running on a major party ticket, The Americans win the Ryder Cup and NAAFA is threatening to take the last bit of humor out of my morning commute (see below).

What I’ve been up to? 

The Northern California town of Olema decides to go after the title of Idiot Town USA by renaming their town after the Democratic candidate Barack Obama.  You remember the guy who ran against John McCain and President Palin?  Yeah the guy who lost by a record margin, carrying only the town of Obama and the inner city of Chicago.

Old, rich, white man gives up $22 million in severance pay from AIG…..hmmmmmmmmm. 

Drunk woman, runs down a few road workers, airbag goes off, she powers through that makes it to the bar and has a drink. Here’s a pic from the scene.

Nice Bill, thanks

Cool pic of Chicago sky line at night

Coach is for suckers

Top 10 Hooligan Cars by Car and Driver

More idoicy from Northern California.  When are people going to learn they do not have the right to not be offended? The NAAFA, yep that’s the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, is offended by a new Kaiser Permanente ad campaign which features rows of fresh celery sticks and the caption, ”Beat Obesity With A Stick.” Don’t we have a right not to be offended by peoples fat? Maybe we should start the NAEAFP or National Association to End the Acceptance of Fat People, I know it’s not as catchy.

US Government is building new prisons like legos.

Russian navy steams to Venezuela.  Please.  Aren’t these the guys that lose a sub or two each year?

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Where’s the Madness?

Ok, sorry for the lack of postings, new job and no internet (yet) at the new home are cutting into my postings.  Trust me I should be back in my bitchy form in no time.

In the mean time I leave you with my Top 5 Seinfeld Scenes:

I was in the pool! 

Jerry meets Kramer

Anti-Dentite

The Opposite

TCB

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Wednesdays Insanity

A group of kids re-enacted The Big Lebowski.  They must be part of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers program. Here’s a brief scene.

5 of the best office pranks ever

Apparently now saying, “Community organizer” is another way of saying someone is “black.”  Wow, nice way to piss off a lot of registered “White” voters.

Baggy, sagging pants not that hip

26 Pearls in one Oyster

Man eats 23,000 Big Macs.  But why?

Dirty, tree sitting, hippies in Berkeley finally come down.  In total it cost the State and the University $1.5 million to have police and security guards onsite to keep the peace for a year and a half.  Just imagine how many additional tree’s could have been planted with that money.  Welll done Dumpster Muffin you’ve again accomplished nothing.  Keep up the good work.

Cool collection of 10 underground lakes and rivers.

Al Franken wins primary moves onto general election vs Norm Coleman.

You have to love the title of this article.  “The world’s verdict will be harsh if the US rejects the man it yearns for.”  Let’s put aside the fact this is a poorly worded title and focus on the fact that many foreigners think it’s necessary to be liked by other countries.  Why? Why do we have to have the approval of the rest of the world?  I love how this tinkerbell throws in a threat is his extremely long title.  What sort of harsh verdict should we expect? I mean the world treats us so nice as it is what more can we possibly expect?

Granny’s revenge

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Tuesdays Insanity

Tiger is just that good.

Come get your own Sarah Palin doll!

Sarah Palin doll

Russians taking themselves a bit too seriously.   

You can’t tax me I am a member of the kingdom of heaven.

Ford makes a 65mpg vehicle and won’t sell it in the States. Dicks

http://images.businessweek.com/story/08/600/0904_mz_ecocar.jpg

PAC 10 officials go along for the ride on easily the worst call so far this college football season.

McCain opens up 15 point lead with independents.

It’s business time Flight of the Concords style.

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Madness is back!

I’m back don’t act like you’re not impressed.  It’s been a few weeks and vacation was sahweet. I’ll be posting regularly again on Wednesday this week.  

So much has transpired in the past few weeks it would take me a week just to catch up so I will start from today’s news.  Like a charging elephant here I come.

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Tuesdays Insanity

The Cone of Silence

AMERICA! YEAH!

Can this be our new flag?

Best not to leave your wallet behind when robbing an old woman.

Dolphins dumping Ronnie Brown? Next Niners dump Alex Smith.  Man that was a bad draft year.

The 50 most coveted trophies and awards in sports.  All I want is to drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup.

I squish you

It’s all about the easy way out.

Alicia Sacramone got screwed.  At least somebody else noticed.

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