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posted on February 5th, 2009 by Madness Letters in WTF
Leave it to California to provide us with one of the best mug shots I’ve ever seen.
$20 says this guy was voted by his High School class as Most Likely to get a Sick Tattoo and End up on the Evening News. I’m sure the California Penal Systems is looking forward to welcoming this nobel lauriat.
posted on February 5th, 2009 by Madness Letters in Uncategorized , WTF
So it’s been awhile and yes, now, I am back and what better way to make a comeback then with a Menage a trois story involving a man and a few other inanimate playmates.
The Florida man, 51, was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted Bartusek getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car outside a Publix in Cape Coral.
The police arrived at the man’s house and to find a little boy wondering around the front yard with one of the old man’s toys.
posted on October 29th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
posted on October 29th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
“This amazing image of a mammoth spider devouring a bird was taken in the backyard of a property near Cairns. The image, which is being cirulated via email worldwide, is real, according to wildlife experts, The Cairns Post reported. The photo, believed to have been taken earlier this week, shows the spider clenching its legs around a lifeless bird trapped in a web at a property near Atherton, west of Cairns.”
This brutual killing of an animal, in this case a bird, by a smaller attacker is know in arachnophobic circles as the Sharon Stone.
posted on October 24th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
I know what you’re thinking, hit a jew day is everyday (in the Middle East.)
“At least four students from a suburban St. Louis middle school face punishment for allegedly hitting Jewish classmates during what they called “Hit a Jew Day.” The incident happened last week at Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield. District officials said Thursday they believe that fewer than 10 children of the district’s 35 Jewish students were struck. District spokesman Paul Tandy said that in most cases, the students were hit on the back of their shoulders but one student was slapped in the face. It began with an unofficial “Spirit Week” among sixth-graders that started harmlessly enough with a “Hug a Friend Day.” Then there was “High Five Day.” Soon, though, the days moved from friendly to silly. Next there was “Hit a Tall Person Day” and, finally, “Hit a Jew Day.”
posted on October 23rd, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
posted on October 19th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
posted on October 15th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
“The Scarlet Letter for Maryland sex offenders this Halloween will be a bright orange pumpkin. That is the symbol on a sign they are required to post on their doors with a warning, in capital letters, to trick-or-treaters: “No candy at this residence.” The paper signs began arriving last week in the mailboxes of the roughly 1,200 violent and child-sex offenders across the state with a letter explaining how they are to comport themselves on Oct. 31.”
When you see the symbol above you know what to do.
posted on October 10th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
Think about it. Who typically plays poker? Exactly, nobody you want to see naked. ”Come on honey let’s go play some strip Poker.”
“The casino, the old bingo hall known by locals as “Seminole Classic,” spread across one wall an image of a female and male model, and each are covered with envelopes containing playing cards. Contestants pick five envelopes to reveal not only the model, but a poker hand. A royal flush pays $75,000, a pair pays $750 and hands in between pay $750 to $5,000.”
posted on October 8th, 2008 by Madness Letters in WTF
You really can’t make stuff like this up. I guess this is what happens when you have close to 7 billion people in the world one of them is bound get shot by a kitchen appliance.
“A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf. Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove. “
Look at that stove just sitting there plotting its next attack.
