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Who Do you hate more: Barry Bond or Alex Rodriguez?

It’s obvious that both Bonds and ARod have taken Steroids to help augment their already incredible careers. Question: Who Do you hate more: Barry Bond or Alex Rodriguez?

Dumb:

For a long time, Barry Bonds was Public Enemy #1 in the steroid scandal and now he has a rival: A-Rod. You can hate Bonds for the mustache, you can hate him for those queer cross-earrings he always sported, or you can hate him for just being a smug asshole. But now, you gotta hate “A-Roid” more. Why? Because at least Bonds has kept his mouth shut. Nim-Rod over here sits in front of Peter Gammons and can’t even answer a god-damn question! I mean, we KNEW he couldn’t hit under pressure, but that interview was ridiculous. If they woulda’ panned the screen a bit lower, you would’ve seen piss streaming down his slacks for sure. Peter Gammons: “What did you take?” A-Fraud: “Yes”. Peter Gammons: “Did you know what you were doing was wrong?” A-Roid: “Three”. Pathetic. If Barry were in that same situation, I guarantee he woulda’ sat there and in his educated almost Mike Tyson-esque “incredibly feminine for a black guy that big and scary” voice denied all the accusations and stared down Gammons till he had another stroke. A-Rod is a pussy AND a cheater and that’s why I hate him more.

Dumber:

In my opinion, this isn’t even a question. However, we all know that people hate the Yankees. It’s usually because of the huge payroll, the charismatic owner, the famous rivalry with their dirty blue collared little brother (Boston), or because they are probably the most emblematic and historically significant baseball team ever. Regardless, you have to respect them. You also have to respect the players, of which “Stray-Rod” is one. True, it has come to light that he reportedly took performance enhancing drugs for a few years, and he did get caught cheating on his wife red handed, but at least he’s man enough to admit what he did. He understands there are fans and players who look up to him. Ironically, this could be exactly what A-Roid needs - some humility. Bonds on the other hand is the biggest prick in sports. PERIOD. He was one of the best players of all time in the late 80s early 90s, there is no question…but have you ever seen someone so conceded? So selfish? For example, he went to Junipero Serra High School, which has a rich sports tradition and has produced such stars as Tom Brady. Tom has given a boat load of grant money to the school and Bonds has NEVER GIVEN A SINGLE PENNY. He shuns the media, his teammates and fans, all because he’s so self centered. He doesn’t realize (or doesn’t care) that attaining the HR record is diluted by the HGH (and god knows what else) that’s parsing through his veins. What a meat head. I hate Barry Bonds.

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