Posts tagged as "Clint Eastwood"...

Dirty Harry Thinks Our PC Culture Is Ridiculous…and he hates Ketchup

“Acting legend Clint Eastwood , 79, apparently believes that political correctness has rendered modern society humourless, for he accuses younger generations of spending too much time trying to avoid being offensive. The Dirty Harry star insists that he should be able to tell harmless jokes about nationality without fearing that people may brand him “a racist”. “People have lost their sense of humour. In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth or you will be insulted as a racist,” the Daily Express quoted him as saying.”

“You know what does bother me?  You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? Is watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs.  Nobody, I mean, nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog.”

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Mondays Insanity

Introducing Chain Surfing.  This kid is gangsta.

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I finally get the song.

Wedding crashers stab guests.  This must have been in the extended version of the movie.

Here’s looking at you Monday

Spike Lee hits Eastwood back stating the obvious, “we’re not on a plantation.”  Thanks Spike that’s obviously where Clint was heading.  Was that statement a Spike Lee joint?

Mitch Hedberg Handles a Heckler

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Vegans give daughter Ricketts.  Girl, 12 years old, now has bones as brittle as an 80 year old.  What no Peta protest?

Silly liberals.  Guns are bad?  Try telling that to the Germans after Hitler took away their guns or the Cubans when Castro took power.  I always thought it was the person on the other side of the gun that actually made it fire.  I was unaware they fire on their own.  If this is true then we need to declare a war on guns.  Maybe get a bunch of women to go on public display, strip down to the nude and lock themselves in cages.  Wait nevermind that just sounds stupid. 

Unskinny bop

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5 of the worst ways to get drunk. 

Possible running mate for Obama, Sam Nunn.  My dog leaves more personality on the front lawn.

Hello, my name Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. 

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What happens if you install everything Internet Explorer recommends.

‘The Last Lecture’ given by Carnegie Mellon Professor Randy Pausch

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Find out if you’re a redneck from the South or a Yank, take the test. If your mother is your sister then there’s no need and your teeth probably look like this.

Good article on why Athletes go broke. 

Hilarious “Late Night Burrito Place” song and video. 

 

Leon “The Show” Powe takes ova game two

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Fridays Insanity

A lot of action today, a little writing.

Classic Cartman Moments

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School 1957 vs 2007. Sad but true.

Why Clinton failed.  This article is not nearly long enough.

Broadcom ex-CEO wins the Total Son of Bitch Award for taking “cocaine and spiked customers’ drinks with ecstasy while also directing a criminal stock-options backdating conspiracy that cost the microchip company $2.2 billion…also hired prostitutes for himself and others and then used payoffs or threatened violence to keep the conduct secret.”

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Bilderberg Conference this weekend.  I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. 

Top 10 Messages On Obama’s Answering Machine.

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Animal hair.  Weird/Creepy.

Lesbians kissing at a baseball game in Seattle?  In San Francisco we call them “Gamers.”

Clint Eastwood to Spike Lee, “Shut your face.”  It’s the pink hat that’s intimidating.

Ning.  Create your own social network for anything.

Chinese pay $2.50 a gallon for gas.  Why?

More gloom and doom for the real estate market.

The 125 Healthiest Supermarket Foods in America.  Best Beer = Guinness!

The Hillary Nutcracker.

Sorry I couldn’t resist

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Sick police rides. Baby survives abortion.

Did the Lakers win because they are white?  Oh wait they lost.

Coco charges the mound.  Dude you’re 6 feet tall and weigh a buck 80.  You walk to first.

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US Military takes another step towards Sarah Conner’s nightmare.

Don’t Mess With The Zohan

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New inflatable car can travel up to 2,500 miles on a single charge and is mailed to you in a few boxes. Visit the company website here.

Pentagon gives $80 million contract to Saudi financer who has been indicted by the US Justice Department.  WTF?

Political Picture - Osama Bin Laden

Sneaky way to read at work

Hotel Alcatraz?  Sounds lame, whatever happened to that Casino idea? 

Great article on the enduring popularity of Ken Griffey Jr’s rookie card.  Remember Jerome Walton?

Crazy picture of sting ray migration.

Top 5 plays from Game 1

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