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Thursdays Insanity

posted on May 29th, 2008 by Madness Letters in Uncategorized

Become a Master of the Internet

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Nice to see Nancy promising something that yet again she won’t deliver on. Feburary 2005 – “We cannot occupy Iraq indefinitely. We need an exit plan.” A mandate for change right? Garbage in, garbage out.

Office Space style scam gets busted for stealing over $50k from E-trade and Schwab pennies at a time.

Great article on the bizarro life of Jose Canseco

Hockey team wins championship, promptly breaks trophy, hilarity ensues.

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The most terrible people of the week award goes to……Canadian couple who tried to sell their baby over Craigslist. Bravo!

Crazy Malaysia sky bridge with pics.

Classic Boiler Room scene. Listen carefully around 0:48 seconds.

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For the person who has everything the Hillary Clinton toilet brush.

Having been a long time consumer of cheap sunglasses it’s too late for me but you might be able to save your own hide. Apparently cheap sunglasses = cancer. Of course this is assuming you believe everything you read and that of course assumes you read.

Presidential educations. How is SDSU not on this list?

5 of the worst mascots in the majors.

Indian School Bus

Best news to come out of the Orympics yet

Clinton now claims to lead in every poll. In a related story gas is also down to .99 cents a gallon.

A potentially dangerous bottle of vodka.

“Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you.”

That’s the idea. Let’s scare parents into doing their job.

Sharon Stone apologizes for comments over China. Lay off the pills.

Somebody needs to tell HillDog what’s up as she obviously can’t handle the truth. Preferrably someone who she knows and has endorsed her i.e. Jack Nicholson.

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Fridays Insanity

posted on May 16th, 2008 by Madness Letters in Uncategorized

Barkley is an idiot

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Girl Scout sells over 17,000 boxes of cookies.

Metacafe asks some questions to West Virginians. Wow, this is a special kind of stupid.

Considering a trip to the moon? Here are some possible landing sites you might want to consider. Again no thanks needed just helping a brother out.

ESPN’s John Hollinger breaks down the Best and Worst of the NBA Playoffs so far.

LA soon to be in desperate need for water looks to turn sewage into drinking water. This is like that scene from Waterworld where Kevin Costner drank his own urine. If this gets implemented LA will be the new Mexico. Bottled water only.

Captain Obvious waxes on home court advantage.

This year the second round of the NBA playoffs has been as predictable as Captain Crunch is at scratching up the roof of your mouth. With the Pistons as the lone exception to this rule the home teams have been winning and home court advantage looks to be key. By weeks end Madness is predicting a home court sweep with the Lakers over Utah, New Orleans over San Antonio (god willing) and Boston over Lebron. All of these series could really go either way, especially with Boston who just looks anemic under pressure. However now the Daniel “boobie” Gibson is now out for the series it looks to be over for the Cavs.

Soldier of the future?

Umh, gross. Girl carrying twin in her stomach.

Nice strategy blame the fat Americans. Stupid Indians, it’s obviously the Girl Scouts fault. Tell you what we’ll all go on a diet when you clean your beaches. Until then would you like a cookie?