A lot of action today, a little writing.

Classic Cartman Moments

School 1957 vs 2007. Sad but true.

Why Clinton failed.  This article is not nearly long enough.

Broadcom ex-CEO wins the Total Son of Bitch Award for taking “cocaine and spiked customers’ drinks with ecstasy while also directing a criminal stock-options backdating conspiracy that cost the microchip company $2.2 billion…also hired prostitutes for himself and others and then used payoffs or threatened violence to keep the conduct secret.”

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Bilderberg Conference this weekend.  I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. 

Top 10 Messages On Obama’s Answering Machine.

Animal hair.  Weird/Creepy.

Lesbians kissing at a baseball game in Seattle?  In San Francisco we call them “Gamers.”

Clint Eastwood to Spike Lee, “Shut your face.”  It’s the pink hat that’s intimidating.

Ning.  Create your own social network for anything.

Chinese pay $2.50 a gallon for gas.  Why?

More gloom and doom for the real estate market.

The 125 Healthiest Supermarket Foods in America.  Best Beer = Guinness!

The Hillary Nutcracker.

Sorry I couldn’t resist

Sick police rides. Baby survives abortion.

Did the Lakers win because they are white?  Oh wait they lost.

Coco charges the mound.  Dude you’re 6 feet tall and weigh a buck 80.  You walk to first.

US Military takes another step towards Sarah Conner’s nightmare.

Don’t Mess With The Zohan

New inflatable car can travel up to 2,500 miles on a single charge and is mailed to you in a few boxes. Visit the company website here.

Pentagon gives $80 million contract to Saudi financer who has been indicted by the US Justice Department.  WTF?

Sneaky way to read at work

Hotel Alcatraz?  Sounds lame, whatever happened to that Casino idea? 

Great article on the enduring popularity of Ken Griffey Jr’s rookie card.  Remember Jerome Walton?

Crazy picture of sting ray migration.

Top 5 plays from Game 1

Triple T in the house.

Cool new search engine.

Not water, anything but water.

420 Myths, legends, et al Yeah I know it’s late. I’m simply practicing cultural relativism.

Griffey 3 bombs away from 600 and the sports world is eerily quiet. Seems odd for a guy whose career has spanned the entire steroid era but has never been implicated once.

I’m losing my interest in the race. Is Hillarys win too little too late? Can the Dems just nominate somebody already? This campaign has been going on for over a year now, in Hillary’s case her whole life, with no end in sight and media fatigue is starting to set in.

So the whole Alien thing from the other day was apparently road flares, tied to balloons.

Good question

Six pack abs. He’s ripped!

Zito’s utter failure is embarassing. At this point in the season he is 0-5 with a 5.61 ERA (not bad, I’ve seen worse), however, not being able to get to the 4th inning is beyond terrible. With 12 walks to 10 strikeouts in 5 games he’s looking like middle relief at best. If we were to add in his wins & losses from last year he is 11-18 since joining the Giants. The truth of the matter is if he wasn’t Zito he would be sent down to the minors. All this for $126 million.

I love to see this go to court.

Huh? What? How? Constitutional Rights? 4th Amendment…? So the Supreme Court has decided that police have the power to conduct searches and seize evidence, even when done during an arrest that turns out to have violated state law. So we have to obey the law and are subject to it but the police and government are not. This doesn’t sound like America.

No, no you’re not.

Smoltz still the man after all these years.

Building of the pyramids may not have happened like everyone thought.

Umbrella man, where are you?

Fallout from Spygate isn’t over yet.

I am at a loss for words. One of a kind personal date page. I am stuck somewhere between this takes a lot of balls and a serious sense of humor or man this guy is all sorts of sad, pathetic, etc.