In one of the quickest defeats ever in EliteXC’s short history Kimbo Slice loses a major fight against a relative no name in Seth Petruzelli.  (Ken Shamrock could not fight due to cut over left eye).  I am sitting on my couch still shocked and no not at the fact that the Miami Dolphins actually have an offense.  They have to do a rematch. I feel jipped.  14 seconds?  Come on.

“Streetfighter Kimbo Slice steps into the ring to take on 44-year-old mixed martial arts living legend Ken Shamrock tonight in what might be the highest profile fight the sport has seen to date.” 

One of the cool things about this fight is it’s accessibility with anybody that has a TV being able to watch the fight on CBS. Enjoy it while you can if Kimbo wins tonight his future fights will probably be on PPV.

Madness predicts a Kimbo Victory.  I mean come on who’s going to beat this guy? He’s like Mike Tyson in his prime, MMA style.

Great Kimbo Slice article.  The piece discusses his humble beginnings and meteoric rise through the fighting world.  Interesting to find out he’s such a “nice guy.” In fact in a 2003 fight Kimbo kicks, a neighborhood “Deebo” type, bully’s ass; Here’s the clip.

Kimbo’s only loss is to Boston area cop Sean Gannon.  10 minute fight clip below.

Best search engine yet: PolyCola

Barack Hussein Obama wins the donkey nomination.  Clinton angles for VP position.  She doesn’t get it for two reasons:One she would obviously try to kill Obama; two he lacks experience in foreign policy and this is an area where he needs a senior, well respected, policy man which Hillary is not.  They appear to be close buddies though.

US News tackles the question is $1 million enough to retire on?  Ha, retirement.  No freaking way.

Ever wonder if people actually read all the BS emails you send them? Try Spypig.com.  Free service that will let you know if people are actually reading your stupid chain emails.

Ecogeeks get the ladies?  Please, this is about the only wood those type of women are getting.

Although there are, of course, going to be exceptions.  I am sure there’s a few tree huggers out there that wouldn’t mind meeting the stud who drives one of these.

Who would you bet on for VP selections?

Time Warner wants to meter your internet usage ala AOL in 1996.  Huh? They don’t actually think their customers will be ok with this do they?

10 of the oldest Bar’s in the country.

Ladies and Gentlemen may I present The Fox Lamp

Peter does a Men At Work classic

Alou recants earlier statement and says Bartman is too blame for dropped ball in NLCS game.   I think it’s time to point out that the blame for this dropped ball is coming from a guy who willingly pee’s on his own hands. Can he really be trusted?  Whens the last time you willingly pee’d on your hands? 

The Japanese have an interesting solution to building new airports.  With limited to no open space they’ve developed Floating airports.

Funny water park prank

Fat? Don’t want to be?  Track yo calories.

For all the sci-fi geeks here’s the Top 10 Obscure but (apparently) Superb Sci-fi books.