A lot of action today, a little writing.

Classic Cartman Moments

School 1957 vs 2007. Sad but true.

Why Clinton failed.  This article is not nearly long enough.

Broadcom ex-CEO wins the Total Son of Bitch Award for taking “cocaine and spiked customers’ drinks with ecstasy while also directing a criminal stock-options backdating conspiracy that cost the microchip company $2.2 billion…also hired prostitutes for himself and others and then used payoffs or threatened violence to keep the conduct secret.”

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Bilderberg Conference this weekend.  I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. 

Top 10 Messages On Obama’s Answering Machine.

Animal hair.  Weird/Creepy.

Lesbians kissing at a baseball game in Seattle?  In San Francisco we call them “Gamers.”

Clint Eastwood to Spike Lee, “Shut your face.”  It’s the pink hat that’s intimidating.

Ning.  Create your own social network for anything.

Chinese pay $2.50 a gallon for gas.  Why?

More gloom and doom for the real estate market.

The 125 Healthiest Supermarket Foods in America.  Best Beer = Guinness!

The Hillary Nutcracker.

Sorry I couldn’t resist

Sick police rides. Baby survives abortion.

Did the Lakers win because they are white?  Oh wait they lost.

Coco charges the mound.  Dude you’re 6 feet tall and weigh a buck 80.  You walk to first.

US Military takes another step towards Sarah Conner’s nightmare.

Don’t Mess With The Zohan

New inflatable car can travel up to 2,500 miles on a single charge and is mailed to you in a few boxes. Visit the company website here.

Pentagon gives $80 million contract to Saudi financer who has been indicted by the US Justice Department.  WTF?

Sneaky way to read at work

Hotel Alcatraz?  Sounds lame, whatever happened to that Casino idea? 

Great article on the enduring popularity of Ken Griffey Jr’s rookie card.  Remember Jerome Walton?

Crazy picture of sting ray migration.

Top 5 plays from Game 1

The first political “fist bump.” 

Obama says he “loves” the jewish people but he also feels that, “no one is suffering more then the Palestinian people.”  Expect more of these tight rope walking antics.  Oh yeah and anti-Semite Jimmy Carter is endorsing Obama.

NBA Finals starts tonight.  An old rivarly renewed.

Inside The World’s First Billion Dollar Home. 

Nation of Islam active in Obama Campaign.  Not good.  The GOP will eat him for lunch on this one.

Barney says, back of the bus

US teens having less sex and drugs.  What the hell is wrong with the kids today?  I’m doing my part to keep up Generation X’s rep. 

Low on space but need some furniture?  Leave it to the Japanese.

Dark Knight Movie Trailer

First domestic oil refinery approved in over 30 years yesterday in South Dakota.

Having trouble hiding your alcohol at work?  No worries, I am here to help.

Kevin Johnson running for Mayor of Sacramento survives his first political battle.

With Fantasy football around the corner it’s never too early to start evaluating the pro’s and con’s of the leagues top Running Backs.

At the end of the month California State Law will make it illegal for you to drive and talk at the same time without a headset.  Here’s a list of 5 bluetooth headsets you might want to consider.

Major League Baseballs 2008 draft is today.  Check out who your team is slated to pick up.

Quite possibly one of the meanest titles to an article ever.

7 Innocent Gestures that can get you into trouble.

More problems with the Patriots.  Seems like Karma at this point.

Maybe the Patriots should re-align their chi like this rad dog.

10 former US based businesses that have moved aboard to avoid heavy taxes.  “We felt that American companies, based upon the tax laws that are written today, are clearly put at an economic disadvantage to foreign companies,” said Victoria Guennewig, a spokeswoman for Cooper Industries, in defense of the company’s relocation.

Into Goth? Finally a furniture store for you.

Stephen Colbert’s Commencement Speech to Princeton Graduating 2008 Class