MANROID

It’s a great day for Giants, RedSox and Indians fans everywhere as we learn that Manny Ramirez has tested positive for steroids; karma’s a bitch.  I’m sure there’s a collective sigh of relief around the MLB as this news is sure to slow down the red hot LA Dodgers.  And yes this proves there is a god.

Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball on Thursday, becoming the latest high-profile player ensnared in the sport’s drug scandals.  The commissioner’s office didn’t announce the specific violation by the Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder, who will lose about one-third of his $25 million salary.

What’s Manny’s excuse?  Typical: “Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me,” Ramirez said in a statement issued by the players’ union.