Howard Stern exposes bias in Obama supporters, like we didn’t know it was there.

The far right is just a scary

The best way to cast your vote, other than actually casting your vote, is to purchase a Obama or McCain beer from the Half Moon Bay Brewing Company.

Vote with your liver! 

As Al Gore can attest to the only thing that matters in Presidential Elections is the electoral vote.  Ignore popular polls as they don’t mean jack.  Contrary to popular belief we are NOT a democracy, we are a Republic, we do not directly elect our President. Our Federal electoral college system was put in place to give smaller states some say and cloat in the process of electing our “leader.”  Now that we’re aware that we don’t live in a direct democracy let’s examine who is really winning this election.

As it stands now Barack Obama has a slight electoral lead over John McCain but the coming debates, the financial crisis and any unforseen swift boat like attacks against either candidate can quickly change the landscape of this lead as 18% of current voters are undecided or willing to change their vote.

So who’s going to win?

“Eight states that are still considered tossups: perennial powerhouses Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania, Western targets Colorado and Nevada, Wisconsin in the Midwest, traditional swing state New Hampshire and newly competitive Virginia.”  Other possible toss up states include, “Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa and New Mexico are currently leaning toward Obama, while Indiana, Missouri and North Carolina are leaning toward McCain.

Here’s a graphical breakdown of how the race is currently trending.

Ok, so we really don’t know who is winning, yet.  Stay tuned.

Office Space to get you through your Monday.

Did I call it or what?  Rice for VP.  Smart, Religious (no secret McCain still needs to tie up the right), loves sports (especially the NFL - how cool is that?), and you know she’s bad ass….Slam Dunk.

The dominos are falling in place.  Greenspan knows a good candidate when he backs one.  Whether you like it or not the Republicans will continue to reside in the White House.

Pour a little out for Charleton Heston.

Just a guess but a gang with an Anti-Tank Rocket Launcher could be an issue. 

Breaking down tonight’s NCAA Championship game.

The South has found the internet.

Only is California.  The psychopantic nature of our state bureacratic system has reached new heights. “An Orange County Register investigation has found that the program, designed 30 years ago to protect police from criminals, has been expanded to cover hundreds of thousands of public employees – from police dispatchers to museum guards – who face little threat from the public. Their spouses and children can get the plates, too.”  This is MADNESS people, MADNESS!

Robin Hood!? What a joke.  Steps toward socialism are rapidly increasing in this country.  Under this proposed law, of course made by two Donkeys, if you make more then $250k, the state will DOUBLE the already bogus income tax you pay.  This is a terrible, anti-productive, ill conceived, just plain stupid proposal.  Th basics of the idea are counter intuitive to capitalisms basic tenanents.  Under this law they would be taking money out of the hands of the people that are actually producing it and give it to the people who do not produce as much or in many case do not produce anything at all.  How the hell is that ok?  When did the United States become Soviet Russia?  Here’s the problem ANYBODY can get elected to office.  To further prove my point let us take a look at the main man behind this bill.  First Rep. Mike Smith   Take a look at this specimen.  Nice neck.   The problem with politics in present day America is that the people who are best suited to be Congressional or Senate or Assembly members now refuse to go through the personal turmoil politics today demands.  Don’t believe me? Look at Fred Thompson or Guilani.  Both are good candidates, well spoken, great track records (at least in the NYC Mayors case) but neither one had an 18 hour work day ethic.  Can you blame them? Do you think Roosevelt would have?

Rich Candidate, Poor People.  The Clintons raked in over $109 million since 2000. Her blue collar base is going to run, not walk, run away.  How can you identify with a rich, fat, white woman who lies as easily as you pass gas?

Woman pulled kicking and screaming (a terrible movie - can Will Ferrel just sit the next a few movies out?) out of Hill-Dog fundraiser.  Complete with audio.  Enjoy.

Clinton calls for a Socialism/Poverty Czar.  Sweet more taxes. 

Absolute pimps Mexico over US!? WTF? Did Absolut think we wouldn’t see this?  They’re sorry. 

McCain and Budweiser a match made in heaven or in this case at the alter.  Either way cool.  We haven’t had a President since Jackson who was so well tied to Americans favoriate libation.

Apparently the Aztecs used many symbols like hearts, arrows and hands to denote numerical values in mathematical equations.  I think my niece might be channeling some sort of Aztec spirit as she recently drew similiar images in her native crayon all over the living room wall. 

If you’re anything like me you’ve probably, at some point in time, thought about having some sort of Batmanesque hidden passage in your house.  Now there’s a company that offers this exact service.

Ah, sick, NINJA TURTLE.

Clinton lies again