Notice How TV Sucks? Blame Your Parents

According to Variety the median age for TV viewers is now 50 plus, just falling out of the 18-49 year old range.  This figures TV sucks.  I feel like I am the only one DVR’ing Seinfeld, Family Guy, Daily Show, South Park and the occasional Office and 30 Rock.

The major networks are littered with crap shows like: Battlestar Galactica, CSI Miami, Cold Case, SwingTown, America’s Got Talent, Nashville Star, Law & Order for every major metropolitan area, and just about anything on ABC reeks of suck. 

Fox takes sort of a different marketing approach with their shows.  I like to call it questions: “Are You Smarter Then a 5th Grader?” or “So You Think You Can Dance?” FOX also likes to keep it simple and familiar for the older generation with one word shows like “House” or “Bones;” two words the older crowd is very familiar with as they spend all day in their “Houses” worrying about their brittle “Bones” over a glass of Ensure.

I’m sorry Two and Half Men is about half a dude and a few women short of being decent and the only thing The Bill Engvalwhatever Show has going for it is the wife from So I Married An Axe Murder. 

We need new shows.  This is MADNESS!