Bay to Breakers is Over!

In a sad turn of events the long running Bay-to-Breakers event, in San Francisco, has come to an end; At least the fun part of it.  There will still be the 12k run but none of the debauchery.  Personally I don’t see how you can have one without the other but that is exactly what San Francisco is trying to do.

For the past half century Bay-to-Breakers has grown from a small race to a massive 100k plus keg party that looks more like a nude, extravagant, Halloween on wheels than an actual race.

“For 97 years the race has traversed San Francisco — most recently trailed by thousands of intoxicated (and often naked) participants pushing festive keg-toting floats.  It’s one of those only-in-San Francisco events that attracts up to 100,000 participants. But probably not any longer. This year, there will be a zero-tolerance policy for alcohol and all floats, according to a news release from sponsor ING.”

If you want to fight back against the man, email: info@ingbaytobreakers.com

Now where are dorks like this going to go for fun?

An ode to B2B

Bay-to-Breakers we will miss you so

Bay-to-Breakers why do you have to go

You welcomed us with open arms

Naked, drunk, we caused no harm

Floats we made and juice we drank

Many of us ended up in the tank

Tears we will cry now that you are gone

You will live forever as I toke from this bong.

All Good Things Must Come To An End

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