Kimbo Loses in record time

In one of the quickest defeats ever in EliteXC’s short history Kimbo Slice loses a major fight against a relative no name in Seth Petruzelli.  (Ken Shamrock could not fight due to cut over left eye).  I am sitting on my couch still shocked and no not at the fact that the Miami Dolphins actually have an offense.  They have to do a rematch. I feel jipped.  14 seconds?  Come on.