Hilarious

A lot of action today, a little writing.

Classic Cartman Moments

School 1957 vs 2007. Sad but true.

Why Clinton failed.  This article is not nearly long enough.

Broadcom ex-CEO wins the Total Son of Bitch Award for taking “cocaine and spiked customers’ drinks with ecstasy while also directing a criminal stock-options backdating conspiracy that cost the microchip company $2.2 billion…also hired prostitutes for himself and others and then used payoffs or threatened violence to keep the conduct secret.”

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Bilderberg Conference this weekend.  I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. 

Top 10 Messages On Obama’s Answering Machine.

Animal hair.  Weird/Creepy.

Lesbians kissing at a baseball game in Seattle?  In San Francisco we call them “Gamers.”

Clint Eastwood to Spike Lee, “Shut your face.”  It’s the pink hat that’s intimidating.

Ning.  Create your own social network for anything.

Chinese pay $2.50 a gallon for gas.  Why?

More gloom and doom for the real estate market.

The 125 Healthiest Supermarket Foods in America.  Best Beer = Guinness!

The Hillary Nutcracker.

Sorry I couldn’t resist

Sick police rides. Baby survives abortion.

Did the Lakers win because they are white?  Oh wait they lost.

Coco charges the mound.  Dude you’re 6 feet tall and weigh a buck 80.  You walk to first.

US Military takes another step towards Sarah Conner’s nightmare.

Don’t Mess With The Zohan

New inflatable car can travel up to 2,500 miles on a single charge and is mailed to you in a few boxes. Visit the company website here.

Pentagon gives $80 million contract to Saudi financer who has been indicted by the US Justice Department.  WTF?

Sneaky way to read at work

Hotel Alcatraz?  Sounds lame, whatever happened to that Casino idea? 

Great article on the enduring popularity of Ken Griffey Jr’s rookie card.  Remember Jerome Walton?

Crazy picture of sting ray migration.

Top 5 plays from Game 1